The plan is simple--you pay $110, and if the rapture occurs within 10 years of your insurance payment, Earth-Bound Pet swears to come to your home, take your pet, and care for it in your absence. Each additional pet is $15, and EBP will actually give you a 15% discount if you don't make the first ten year rapture mark and want to extend your insurance.
Is this a joke? Apparently not, more than 200 people have signed up for the service--add it up, that's $22,000. If you are wondering about the chance of EBP employees also being raptured and breaching their contract, no need to fear--they are confirmed athiests. I think the plan would also be convincing if Reformed people had thought of it, but we're just not that cutting edge. READ MORE